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Subject: Use Of Weed Killer By Warwick Council In My Street

Hi,

I would just like to say thanks for the most ‘effective’ use of weed killer Ive ever witnessed in the alley way leading from the bottom of Eastley Crescent, Warwick, around and onto the Birmingham Road on the Warwick side of the A45.

Although I was aware that we were bringing back troops from Afghanistan at the moment, I hadnt read or heard in the news that the MOD were sub-contracting them out to you for use in Napalm strike operations.??Its really cheered me up to walk each day through what looks like the scene of an apocalypse where there was once a rich and healthy hedgerow full of birds, their nests and pretty undergrowth.

When it happened two weeks ago I was hoping someone might have the decency and foresight to come back with a strimmer and clear away the mass of decaying vegetation, dead insects and newly exposed Sainsburys bags full of dog sh*t left behind on the path and perhaps even apologise to the residents whose lawn edges have been obliterated.

Who knows, you might get round to it, unfortunately I wont ever know because by the time this email reaches you my whole family will have choked on the gases.

Yours,

Mr. Paul. E. Grasshopper.

cc: Greenpeace.

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